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PANELLING IS A THEME BY MIRANDA

Awkward Guy Moment

thief-of-always:

So the bathroom in my apartment has a big mirror that runs along one wall

It’s pretty big - probably about three feet tall by five feet wide.

It is also along the wall that the toilet is in front of

So by standing in front of the toilet, you’re facing this mirror.

So, when doing ye olde Stand & Deliver, you have three options:

  1. Stare yourself in the eyes in the mirror while you pee
  2. Stare at your dick while you pee
  3. Stare at the toilet while you pee.

Whichever you pick, you don’t win.

It is seriously the weirdest placed mirror. I don’t like it.

reblogged from thief-of-always, originally thief-of-always

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