February 2012
goodfaithandfortune:
“I think she cried at my funeral.
I don’t mean to brag about it or anything, but I’m pretty sure she did. Sometimes I can picture her talking about me to some guy she feels really close to. How they lowered me into the grave…all pathetic and shriveled up, Like a melted chocolate bar or something.
About how we never actually got a chance. Then the guy fucks her real nice- a...
Awkward Guy Moment
thief-of-always:
So the bathroom in my apartment has a big mirror that runs along one wall
It’s pretty big - probably about three feet tall by five feet wide.
It is also along the wall that the toilet is in front of
So by standing in front of the toilet, you’re facing this mirror.
So, when doing ye olde Stand & Deliver, you have three options:
Stare yourself in the eyes in the mirror...
ifeelnopainn:
I need to get laid, shit.
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